#it was too hot today

[forever-more-never-again]

Out of context quotes between my coworker and I (we're both female)

Coworker: Oh, please, be my guest

Me: My name's not Belle

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Coworker: Your handwriting is like an old Mans

Me: Call me Grandpa

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Coworker: We're like an old married couple

Me: I'm divorcing you

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Me: You should've read my mind

Coworker: If only I had a timemachine

Me: I'd use it to kick you

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Me: I'm sweaty

Coworker: Sweating like a horndog in church

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Me: It be broke

Coworker: we're broke

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Coworker: You need to start eating more veggies

Me: You sound like my dad now

Coworker: Am I your daddy?

Me: I'll smack you with a wet tortilla

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Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans?

Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans!

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Me: Abbs means no armpits, boobs or Butts

Coworker: What if I show some tasteful sideboob?

Me: There's nothing tasteful about you

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Me: Chocolate is gonna become only for the rich

Coworker: Eat the rich

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Me: dada dada dada dada Elmo's world

Coworker: I'm gonna sue

[gongyussy]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

[temeyes]

quick simon (cuz i didn't wanna draw the stuff i actually have to draw,,)

[somegrumpynerd]

How did he know…

[sen-ya]

First off, I love ur art so much. Ur style is so amazing and the stories u come up with are so fun (or sad) and I think they're incredible.

Second, Law and Luffy at the pool headcanon bc it's over 100 degrees where I am rn. Luffy cannonballs in before they even set up their chairs and Law just stares at him. He refuses to get in, so Luffy has to surprise him and push him in. He's mad, but then Luffy laughs and all is forgiven because he is the sucker for Luffy's laugh/smile.

Ahhh hello!! Tysm for the kind words! 😭❤️ funny story it is ALSO 100 degrees where I am and I have spent today recovering from dehydration and heat exhaustion 🫠🫠

[davonati]

They make love out there in the field, before David has to leave for good. It’s fast and messy, with both of their emotions running so high. Yonatan comes with the taste of David’s tears on his tongue.

He stays lying on his back in the grass until the sound of crunching footsteps finally fades away, and only realizes later that, in their utter desperation for each other, he’d forgotten to take any of the usual precautions. But by then, it’s far too late.

***

Four months later, he goes to see David at Horesh. Even in the dim light of the hideout, David looks at him oddly.

“Something’s different about you,” he muses, and Yonatan has to stop himself from reflexively clutching his belly. He’s not showing yet, not really, but he can feel the life growing inside him.

He expects David to approach him then, to explore the planes of his body as he’s done countless times before. He readies himself to tell David the truth, to finally feel the weight of this secret lift off his shoulders. But David comes no closer. He eyes him for another moment and then turns away, pulling out a large map of the Judean territories as he updates Yonatan on his group’s movements over the last few months.

It’s better this way, Yonatan decides. David has enough to worry about at the moment without concerning himself with Yonatan’s health, and there’s no guarantee that the baby will make it to term anyways: it’s not as if Yonatan is willing – or able – to confine himself to bedrest for nine months. When David returns to Giveah, Yonatan can reevaluate the situation. Most likely Yonatan will never need to reveal his mistake; best case scenario, David will have an heir to secure his lineage as he ascends to the throne.

***

Years later, as Yonatan lies bleeding out under the stars, his last thought is to wish he’d gotten the chance to tell David about their son.

[eggsdrawings]

happy fem dabihawks friday

[expelliarmus]

[tls123]

thirty-one days of jiujiu(ly) — 2024 edition // day twenty-nine + with bonus lan wangji ! + find the 2022 edition here

[dovewingkinnie]

i have dark history with this man that goes back years

[temeyes]

sobbing I LOVE YOUR STYLE One moment it's all serious then we just have it to sweet litol big-eyed babies 😭

I shall ask if i can feast on your art 🥺

oh yes you may feast- doODLEBOB GHOST PUT THE PEWPEW DOWN!!!

[dotpyenji]

Dragalia Lost Period Tracker

[girl-drink-drunk]

dan is so incredibly hot in bride of reanimator. longer hair that looks super soft, buff but it's always hidden except for his like two shirtless scenes, always either in sweaters or in that shirt that men wear on the cover of romance novels, he's covered in blood half the time. not to mention he'll fall in love with you at the drop of a hat. perfect man. ten out of ten